A Discussion on Spam & Email Marketing

Thursday, September 6, 2007

PLEASE,REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE,MUTUAL BENEFICIAL TRANSACTION.

How kind of him to think of me in this little endeavor. I have to say that they are at least getting better and trying a little harder with this one. They even have a link. Pretty soon they will have full sites that have forms to enter in your information that actually look like they are legit.

Who teaches them English? I think it would be great to send a bunch of volunteers over to Africa to teach spammer English. Wouldn't it be great to teach them the wrong words to use when asking politely. Example: Instead of "FROM THE DESK OF:MR.STANLEY LAWSONNNPC Towers, Central Business " they would put "FROM THE DESK OF BAD MOTHA, Central Business" or instead of "I got your contact from the foreign office of theNigerian Chamber of Commerce and Industry" they could be told how to really tell where the info came from, "Yo I got yo contual info from my bro under at the Nigerian crack house dat I wove."


FROM THE DESK OF:MR.STANLEY LAWSONNNPC Towers, Central Business District,Herbert Macaulay Way,P.M.B. 190, Garki, Abuja.Cablegram: Napetcorhttp://www.nnpcgroup.com/board.htm
Dear Sir,
REF: REQUEST FOR URGENT MUTUAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION.
I am Mr. Stanley Lawson,(GED, FINANCE & ACCOUNTS),Procurement and ContractAward with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation(N.N.P.C),FederalRepublic of Nigeria. I got your contact from the foreign office of theNigerian Chamber of Commerce and Industry. It is with trust that I wish tocontact you on this matter concerning the transfer of US$35.5 MillionDollars. Sometime ago, a contract was awarded by my Corporation(NNPC) toAlliance Oil International,USA for Service, Turn Around Maintenance andRehabilitation Work on Kaduna/Warri Refinery and Petrochemical Company(KRPC) Plant in Nigeria contract No; NNPC/EPR/104/PED/2004, This contractwas over invoiced by us to the tune of US$35.5 million (Thirty-fiveMillion, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars)Only.
Myself and my colleagues have unanimously agreed to transfer the Fundsinto an accomodative Foreign Bank Account for disbursement and investmentpurposes because the Federal Civil Service code of conduct Bureau does notallow us to operate any foreign account while in services.we have workedout all modalities and the machineries put in place for legal and safetransfer of the funds directly into your nominated bank account.We havelost some funds in the past in similar transfer but we repose trust in youbased on your profile and we need a mutual agreement for safe keeping ofthe funds.
Due to our sensitive position in our country and our retirementapproaching,we cannot afford a slip in this transaction. Contact meimmediately through my private E-mail address:(stanlawson_gednnpc@yahoo.it)with these information;
1. Complete Names/company2. Your direct telephone/fax numbers3. Your Contact/mailing Address
I shall use these information to update you with the original copies ofthe contract documents and for further negotiation on yourcompesation/percentage that you deserve in this deal. Please, note thatthis DEAL needs utmost Confidentiality pending when the moneyis credited into your account. I' am looking forward to your favorableresponse in this matter.
Respectively,
MR.STANLEY LAWSON.(Director of Procurement and Contract Award)GED,FINANCE&ACCOUNTS,NNPC.
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