I realize that it is getting harder to spam but please at least try something that might appeal to the masses. Really... Does this really work for a percentage of the population? Who clicks on this? Why did they choose this URL?
Lets talk about that URL did they close their eyes and count to seven? At least make an attempt at something that resembles what you are talking about. Come on now. You have to at least try.
Is the reach so great on this crap that you can practically write anything you want and have people purchase your stuff?
I wonder...
Could you replace this with an offer for used coffee grounds, freshly shredded paper or something else that has no value? I'm sure the answer to this is that you simply have to find a target that is desperate.
Maybe the best business ideas are the ones that focus in on the desperate and that take advantage of it by simply stating "You're desperate. We know it. It must be horrible to be you. Want to be someone else? Buy this product."
You could take this into your own marketing campaigns and possibly increase your response. Maybe Dudley Moore in Crazy People was right. You just have to tell the truth. The brutally honest truth.
Volvos - Their boxy but their good.
Sony - Our electronics are made by asians who are much shorter and can see the electronics better unlike caucasian made electronics. Caucasions are just too tall to be able to see what they are doing.
Jack Daniels - Feeling like the world hates you? It does. Go ahead. Drink alone tonight.
Mad Dog 40/40 - Hood all shot up? Get drunk and bus some caps up in da hizzle tonight ite.
Damn I just thought of another blog to start. brandhonestly.blogspot.com
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